How I got booted out of Bachelorhood (Part 3)

So it was said, "When it rains, it pours." Sure enough, by Murphy's Law, Plan B didn't work out either. It's such an uphill task (pun intended) to propose properly. It's like the Lord of the Rings, meaning nothing can go right until the third part, which is exactly what I'm getting to right now.

Remember the hare with 3 holes? Well, Plan C was in motion even in the middle of Plan B's failure. Why? Cos with that little episode at the slope, my dear would be even less suspicious of my true intentions. She wouldn't even know what hit her until it hits her, HARD. It's a guaranteed WINNER! (Again! Really!)

We returned to her place together. There was nobody in the house, except the maid in the back room. So we went to her room. Once there, I asked her not to go into the toilet and change into her home clothes first. I asked her to switch on the aircon and closed the door. Environment is very crucial to a successful wedding proposal, don't you know?

Anyway, she was baffled by my requests, but thanks to Plan B, she still didn't suspect a thing. So we began to chat, and I purposedly say THE WORDS again. Worked like a charm. We hugged, and then she looked up (I am, er, TALLER) and said, "Marry me lah! Marry me lah!" Bingo! She walked right into my trap! Time for me to tighten the noose...

I let go of her.

I said, "Wait ah."

I took a step backward.

I kneel down (with a grunt, no less).

I took out the RING.

Her eyes widen with utter SHOCK and JOY (I swear her eyes were 3 times larger!).

She started to giggle and took a step back.

I reached out my right hand, asked her not to go. (Which is why it's so important to close the door before I propose)

I said, "Dear, will you marry me?"

She couldn't say a thing.

So she just nodded her head.

We hugged, kissed, then held hands and sat down together.

Then we took out our handphones to SMS the rest of the world about our engagement!

From that moment on, I was no longer alone, single, and available. I'm the exact opposite, and I'm loving every second of it! I got booted out of Bachelorhood!
WOOHOO!